Quotes of Philip J. Fry

Philip J. Fry

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Hermes: People, we got a problem: Little Nibbler's been coughing up hairballs.
Leela: Well, so has Fry. What's the big deal?
[Nibbler coughs up a huge one. In amongst the green gloop is a white cane. Fry whistles with impression.]
Fry: He's got me beat!
Philip J. Fry, Turanga Leela, Hermes Conrad Amazon Women in the Mood, Volume 3
Fry: Is she hot?
Thog: That not important. She all-knowing.
Fry: In other words, "No".
Philip J. Fry, Amazonians Amazon Women in the Mood, Volume 3
Thog: We hear tell men used for snu-snu. But all we have go on are ancient legend and subscription to Cosmo.
Zapp: Just FYI, I could be used for snu-snu.
Thog: Silence. You want die like last men visit Amazonia?
Fry: What'd they die of?
Kug: Crushed pelvises.
Fry: Yes!
Zapp: Oh, thank you, Lord in heaven!
Philip J. Fry, Zapp Brannigan, Amazonians Amazon Women in the Mood, Volume 3
Goodbye, friends. I never thought I would die like this. But I'd always really hoped.
Philip J. Fry Amazon Women in the Mood, Volume 3
No fair! Leela was training me to be captain. She even let me sit in her lap and steer -- in this comic I drew.
Philip J. Fry The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz, Volume 3
Fine, I've got a toast. To Captain Bender, he's the best ... at being a big jerk who's stupid and his big, ugly face is as dumb as a butt.
Philip J. Fry The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz, Volume 3
Bender: You're my best friend, Fry, I'm sorry I treated you so badly.
Fry: Apology accepted. After all, you're only human.
Fry: Man, it's a total sty! For the first time in a thousand years, I feel like I'm home.
Bender: Yeah! It's gonna be fun on the bun! Y'know, Fry, of all the friends I've had, you're the first.
Fry: I'm sorry, Bender, but there's just not enough room.
Bender: Not enough room? My place is two cubic meters and we only take up 1.5 cubic meters. We've got room for a-whole-another two-thirds of a person.
Bender: [sleep talking] Kill all humans ... kill all humans ... must kill all the humans.
Fry: Bender, wake up!
[He wakes up and yawns.]
Bender: I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it.
Hermes: Fry, mon, if you're going to be living in the office you could at least be on time for work.
Fry: I'm sorry. I was up really late poking through people's desks.
Leela: What the hell are you doing? You're getting a huge dose of radiation!
Fry: And great lift!
Leela: Do you know how long it's going to take me to recalibrate these engines?
Fry: Hey! When you look this good, you don't have to know anything.
If you rule out every guy with a lizard tongue or a low I.Q. or an explosive violent temper, of course you're gonna be lonely.
Philip J. Fry Love’s Labors Lost in Space, Volume 1
Farnsworth: Good news, everyone. We have a mission to further the noble cause of intergalactic peace.
Bender: Nope. Watching cartoons.
Fry: Sorry.
[singing] I'm walking on sunshine, whoa-oh.
Philip J. Fry War Is the H-Word, Volume 2
Fry: They sure hate Dr. Zoidberg.
Bender: Pft. Posers! I was hating Zoidberg before it was cool.
Fry: I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty.
Whitey: Ah, the 67th Amendment.
Philip J. Fry, Judge Ron Whitey Insane in the Mainframe, Volume 3
Fry: I don't belong here, Bender. This is an asylum for insane robots!
Bender: Well, you meet half the qualifications.
Fry: Negative. I must be a robot. Why else would human women refuse to date me?
Leela: Oh, lots of reasons.
Philip J. Fry, Turanga Leela Insane in the Mainframe, Volume 3
Bring on the beer! And the scantily clad barmaids! And the more beer!
Philip J. Fry Fun on a Bun, Volume 7

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