The collection of quotes and dialogues from the Futurama animated series

Welcome to Benderama, the largest collection of quotes from the Futurama animated series!
Find here all the quotes and dialogues of your favorite characters through all the seasons and films.

Futurama is an American animated television series broadcast since March 1999 and tells the story of Fry, a simple pizza delivery boy in New York.
Accidentally cryopreserved on January 1, 2000 just after midnight, he wakes up about a thousand years later, on December 31, 2999 in a world that has changed a lot.

Random quotes

It was almost the perfect crime, but you forgot one thing: Rock crushes scissors ... but paper covers rock ... and scissors cut paper. Kif, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper, and bring me a rock.
Zapp Brannigan Brannigan, Begin Again, Volume 2
Brannigan! Get out here and surrender before I get my expletives deleted!
Richard Nixon T.: The Terrestrial, Volume 7
It is true what they say; women are from Omicron Persei 7, men are from Omicron Persei 9.
Ndnd When Aliens Attack, Volume 1
Kif: Um, sir, you're supposed to be cutting the ribbon right now.
Zapp: No matter. I'll simply cut it from here with the ship's laser.
Kif: Sir, I don't think that's wise.
Zapp: Kif, if there's one thing I don't need it's your I-don't-think-that's-wise attitude.
Zapp Brannigan, Kif Kroker Brannigan, Begin Again, Volume 2
A little lower. Lower. Lower. A lot lower. Too low! ... Lower!
Zapp Brannigan War Is the H-Word, Volume 2

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