Quotes of Philip J. Fry for season Volume 3

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Quotes of Philip J. Fry for season Volume 3

Philip J. Fry

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Hermes: People, we got a problem: Little Nibbler's been coughing up hairballs.
Leela: Well, so has Fry. What's the big deal?
[Nibbler coughs up a huge one. In amongst the green gloop is a white cane. Fry whistles with impression.]
Fry: He's got me beat!
Philip J. Fry, Turanga Leela, Hermes Conrad Amazon Women in the Mood, Volume 3
Fry: Is she hot?
Thog: That not important. She all-knowing.
Fry: In other words, "No".
Philip J. Fry, Amazonians Amazon Women in the Mood, Volume 3
Thog: We hear tell men used for snu-snu. But all we have go on are ancient legend and subscription to Cosmo.
Zapp: Just FYI, I could be used for snu-snu.
Thog: Silence. You want die like last men visit Amazonia?
Fry: What'd they die of?
Kug: Crushed pelvises.
Fry: Yes!
Zapp: Oh, thank you, Lord in heaven!
Philip J. Fry, Zapp Brannigan, Amazonians Amazon Women in the Mood, Volume 3
Goodbye, friends. I never thought I would die like this. But I'd always really hoped.
Philip J. Fry Amazon Women in the Mood, Volume 3
No fair! Leela was training me to be captain. She even let me sit in her lap and steer -- in this comic I drew.
Philip J. Fry The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz, Volume 3
Fine, I've got a toast. To Captain Bender, he's the best ... at being a big jerk who's stupid and his big, ugly face is as dumb as a butt.
Philip J. Fry The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz, Volume 3
Fry: I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty.
Whitey: Ah, the 67th Amendment.
Philip J. Fry, Judge Ron Whitey Insane in the Mainframe, Volume 3
Fry: I don't belong here, Bender. This is an asylum for insane robots!
Bender: Well, you meet half the qualifications.
Philip J. Fry, Bender Bending Rodríguez Insane in the Mainframe, Volume 3
Fry: Negative. I must be a robot. Why else would human women refuse to date me?
Leela: Oh, lots of reasons.
Philip J. Fry, Turanga Leela Insane in the Mainframe, Volume 3

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