Quotes of Philip J. Fry for season Volume 2

Philip J. Fry

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Although, I could get 500 lizards for the same price. Girls like swarms of lizards, right?
Philip J. Fry Xmas Story, Volume 2
Fry: Please let us live! We'll put out milk and cookies for you!
Robot Santa: You dare bribe Santa!? I'm going to shove coal so far up your stocking you'll be coughing up diamonds!
Philip J. Fry Xmas Story, Volume 2
Fry: It really puts you in the Christmas mood.
Prof. Farnsworth: What-mas?
Fry: Christmas! You know, X-M-A-S.
Leela: Oh, you mean "Xmas"! You must be using an archaic pronunciation, like when you say "ask" instead of "axe".
Philip J. Fry Xmas Story, Volume 2
Fry: My girlfriend had one of those. Actually it wasn't hers, it was her dad's. And she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed her curtains.
Leela: Fry, remember what we said about ending your stories a sentence earlier?
Philip J. Fry The Lesser of Two Evils, Volume 2
Leela: Fry, why are you looking for Flexo in my underpants drawer?
Fry: I didn't find him ten minutes ago, so I thought it was time to check again.
Philip J. Fry The Lesser of Two Evils, Volume 2
Fry: Bender?! You stole the atom?
Bender: I can explain: It's very valuable.
Flexo: I saw him snatch it while Fry was asleep. That's why I ran to tell Bob Barker.
Fry: Whoa, whoa. Wait a sec. You mean Bender is the evil Bender? I am shocked. Shocked! Well not that shocked.
Philip J. Fry The Lesser of Two Evils, Volume 2
Farnsworth: Good news, everyone. We have a mission to further the noble cause of intergalactic peace.
Bender: Nope. Watching cartoons.
Fry: Sorry.
[singing] I'm walking on sunshine, whoa-oh.
Philip J. Fry War Is the H-Word, Volume 2
Oh, they're great! They're like sex, except I'm having them!
Philip J. Fry The Problem with Popplers, Volume 2
[singing]
Pop a Poppler in your mouth,
When you come to Fishy Joe's,
What they're made of is a mystery,
Where they come from, no one knows,
You can pick 'em,
You can lick 'em,
You can chew 'em,
You can stick 'em,
If you promise not to sue us,
You can shove one up your nose.
Philip J. Fry, Bender Bending Rodríguez The Problem with Popplers, Volume 2

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