Quotes of Bender Bending Rodríguez

Bender Bending Rodríguez

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Bender Tordeur Rodríguez is an alcoholic, violent and aggressive bending robot.

His mother is an assembly die, his grandfather a digger and his aunt a music box
It was built at the Fábrica Robótica de la Madre assembly line in the city of Tijuana, Baja California, Mexico.
Even if he was defective at the exit of the assembly line (because he lacks a backup unit), he was approved by Inspector 5 (Hermes Conrad).

Although only interested in himself, he still has affection for his colleagues on the Planet Express, and especially for Fry whom he considers his best friend.

Fry: Whoa… a real live robot! Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass.
Fry: It doesn't look so shiny to me.
Bender: Shinier than yours, meatbag.
Leela: Fry, we have a crate to deliver.
Fry: Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.
Bender: Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.
Angle-ine: Please stop! I'm not worth it!
Bender: Probably not. But I love you and I'm gonna kick his ass till I win you back.
Hermes: Bender, it has come to my attention that this company has been paying you to do nothing but loaf around on the couch.
Bender: You call that a couch? I demand a pillow!
Bender: There was nothing wrong with that food. The salt level was 10% less than a lethal dose.
Zoidberg: Uh-oh! I shouldn't have had seconds.
Leela: I know you like cooking shows, but you're a robot. You don't even have a sense of taste.
Bender: Honey, I wouldn't talk about taste if I was wearing a lime green tank top.
Bart Simpson-doll: Eat my shorts!
Bender: Okay! [Eats the doll's shorts.] Mmm, shorts.
Bender Bending Rodríguez A Big Piece of Garbage, Volume 1
Professor Farnsworth: I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe!
Bender: Ooh, name it after me!
Bender Bending Rodríguez A Big Piece of Garbage, Volume 1
[After escaping Robot Hell]
Bender: Don't worry, guys. I'll never be too good or too evil again. From now on, I'll just be me.
Leela: Uh... Do you think you could be a little less evil than that?
Bender: I don't know... Do you think you could survive a seven-hundred foot fall?
Fry: [Chuckles] Good ol' Bender.
Bender Bending Rodríguez Hell Is Other Robots, Volume 1
Leela: Bender, why are you spending so much time in the bathroom? Are you jacking on in there?
Bender: [Nervous] No! Don't come in!
Bender Bending Rodríguez Hell Is Other Robots, Volume 1
Fry: Bender, are you alright?
Bender: No! Oh, they tortured me with up-tempo singing and dancing!
Bender Bending Rodríguez Hell Is Other Robots, Volume 1
Leela: Oh, God, not Zapp Brannigan.
Dr. Zoidberg: You know Zapp Brannigan?
Leela: Let's just say we've crossed paths.
Bender: Was that before or after you slept with him?
Bender Bending Rodríguez A Flight to Remember, Volume 1
Leela, save me! And yourself, I guess. And my Banjo. [Fry looks at him.] And Fry.
Bender Bending Rodríguez Brannigan, Begin Again, Volume 2
Man: Excuse me, sir, you're snowboarding off the trail.
Bender: Lick my frozen metal ass!
Voice on T.V.: Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient?
Bender: Shut up and get to the point!
Bender Bending Rodríguez The Lesser of Two Evils, Volume 2
Zoidberg: Ah! Muy macho! Hey, gringos, here comes El Zoido to ruin your drinking water!
Bender: Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm Mexican and I find that offensive.
Zoidberg: You Latins are so hot-blooded!
Thog: This capital city planet Amazonia.
Leela: Where are all the men in your society?
Ornik: Men die out many year ago.
Bender: With all these women around they were probably nagged to death. Are you with me, fellas?
Thog: This our comedy club. Humour here funny in different way.
Ornik: It not reinforce stereotypes.
Kug: Comedy come from character, real situations. Not abstract craziness.
Bender: Translation: Boring!
Bender Bending Rodríguez, Amazonians Amazon Women in the Mood, Volume 3
Bender: You're my best friend, Fry, I'm sorry I treated you so badly.
Fry: Apology accepted. After all, you're only human.
Leela: Wait! I want you to look me in the eye and promise you won't get behind the wheel without some kind of alcoholic beverage in your hand.
Bender: I promise nothing!

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