Quotes

It is true what they say; women are from Omicron Persei 7, men are from Omicron Persei 9.

Farnsworth: Cygnoids? On our block? Flying foo! They should go back where they came from.
Leela: Professor, please! Society's never gonna make any progress until we all learn to pretend to like each other. Now let's go over there and make these hideous strangers feel welcome.

At the time of the crash, the tanker captain had an alcohol level of .08 percent -- well below the legal limit for robots.

We just need to conceal your intelligence and honesty in a hipper, dumber package.

Leela: I don't mean to offend, but this tastes like vomit.
Blek's wife: Thank you.
Leela: No, actually, I did mean to offend a little. This is awful.