Quotes

Bender: Wait...I am a robot named B.B. Rodriguez! So, I become ruler of earth?
Travers: Indeed.
Bender: In your face, high school guidance counselor!

Your Honour, I move that I be disbarred for introducing this evidence against my own clients.

I'll never forget the feel of his soft skin against my flailing fists.

Hell of a thing to send a universe to certain doom. Fun, though. Makes a man feel big.

Zapp Brannigan: My friends, you can take away a man's title and his uniform but you can never take away his integrity or his honour. Plus it was mostly Kif's fault.
Kif Kroker: What?
Glab: Kif Kroker, you are also stripped of your rank and dishonourably discharged.