Quotes

Bender: [sleep talking] Kill all humans ... kill all humans ... must kill all the humans.
Fry: Bender, wake up!
[He wakes up and yawns.]
Bender: I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it.

Fry: Hey, you have no right to criticize the 20th century. We gave the world the light bulb, the steam boat and the cotton gin.
Leela: Those things are all from the 19th century.
Fry: Yeah, well, they probably just copied us.

Leela: What the hell are you doing? You're getting a huge dose of radiation!
Fry: And great lift!
Leela: Do you know how long it's going to take me to recalibrate these engines?
Fry: Hey! When you look this good, you don't have to know anything.

Let's see what this eatery can do.
[The restaurant blasts forwards and knocks a few ships away from the car park.]
Ah, she's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.
[The restaurant shakes.]
She's out of control! You win again, gravity!

Leela: Wait! I want you to look me in the eye and promise you won't get behind the wheel without some kind of alcoholic beverage in your hand.
Bender: I promise nothing!