Quotes

Zapp Brannigan: Oh Leela! You're the only person I could turn to; you're the only person who ever loved me.
Leela: I never loved you.
Zapp Brannigan: I meant physically. Just let me work for a little food. I could paint a fence, or service you sexually, or mop the floors.
Leela: You don't know how to do any of those things.
Zapp Brannigan: Kif might!

Greetings, pathetic host.

You don't understand. Without the distraction of taste, your mind is free to touch the Zen of pure flavour. You could become the greatest chef ever.

According to government records, the only names not yet trademarked are "Popplers" and "Zitsels".

Our next guest has been teaching the world to cook for over 20 years. But apparently my, uh, wife hasn't been listening.