Quotes

Fry: I'm sorry, Bender, but there's just not enough room.
Bender: Not enough room? My place is two cubic meters and we only take up 1.5 cubic meters. We've got room for a-whole-another two-thirds of a person.

Zoidberg: So long. I'm off to toss this old shell in the dumpster and maybe pick up those potato chips Amy didn't finish yesterday.
Amy: Those were toenail clippings.
Zoidberg: A feast is a feast.

Kif, I'm headed to the men's room and I'll be needing an attendant, so-- Oh, I'm sorry. You're crying like a woman.
It's alright. I've always thought myself as a father figure to some of my more pathetic men. Kif, old friend, let's rap.

They're tasty, right? Let's call 'em "Tasticles".

Leela: You know, Zapp, once I thought you were a big, pompous buffoon. Then I realized that inside you were just a pitiful child. But now I realize that outside that child is a big, pompous buffoon!
Zapp: And which one rocked your world?