Quotes of Turanga Leela

Turanga Leela

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Turanga Leela (born July 29, 2975) is the captain of the Planet Express Ship of Futurama.
She is the daughter of Turanga Morris and Turanga Munda and the mother of Kif Kroker's Offspring (Amy Wong's adoptive children).

Although she is professional and always tries to complete missions and protect her crew, she can put everything in jeopardy if it allows her to learn more about her past or if she is upset (especially because of Zapp Branigan).

Abandoned by her parents when she was a baby, she long thought she was an alien because of her unique eye.
However, she will learn later that she is a sewer mutant, just like her parents, who had decided to abandon her to allow her to have a normal life.

Leela: Fry, we have a crate to deliver.
Fry: Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.
Bender: Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.
Fry: This snow is beautiful. I'm glad global warming never happened.
Leela: Actually, it did. But thank God nuclear winter canceled it out.
Turanga Leela Xmas Story, Volume 2
Hermes: People, we got a problem: Little Nibbler's been coughing up hairballs.
Leela: Well, so has Fry. What's the big deal?
[Nibbler coughs up a huge one. In amongst the green gloop is a white cane. Fry whistles with impression.]
Fry: He's got me beat!
Philip J. Fry, Turanga Leela, Hermes Conrad Amazon Women in the Mood, Volume 3
Thog: This capital city planet Amazonia.
Leela: Where are all the men in your society?
Ornik: Men die out many year ago.
Bender: With all these women around they were probably nagged to death. Are you with me, fellas?
Leela: Wait! I want you to look me in the eye and promise you won't get behind the wheel without some kind of alcoholic beverage in your hand.
Bender: I promise nothing!
Leela: Look at that five o'clock rust. You've been up all night not drinking, haven't you?
Bender: Hey. What I don't do is none of your business.
Leela: Please, Bender. Have some malt liquor. If not for yourself then for the people who love you.
Bender: I hate the people who love me and they hate me.
Leela: What the hell are you doing? You're getting a huge dose of radiation!
Fry: And great lift!
Leela: Do you know how long it's going to take me to recalibrate these engines?
Fry: Hey! When you look this good, you don't have to know anything.
Leela: You know, Zapp, once I thought you were a big, pompous buffoon. Then I realized that inside you were just a pitiful child. But now I realize that outside that child is a big, pompous buffoon!
Zapp: And which one rocked your world?
Turanga Leela, Zapp Brannigan Love’s Labors Lost in Space, Volume 1
Zapp: So it's you I've been attracted to! Oh, God, I've never been so happy to be beaten up by a woman.
Leela: Let's do it again sometime.
Turanga Leela, Zapp Brannigan War Is the H-Word, Volume 2
Farnsworth: Cygnoids? On our block? Flying foo! They should go back where they came from.
Leela: Professor, please! Society's never gonna make any progress until we all learn to pretend to like each other. Now let's go over there and make these hideous strangers feel welcome.
Leela: I don't mean to offend, but this tastes like vomit.
Blek's wife: Thank you.
Leela: No, actually, I did mean to offend a little. This is awful.
Turanga Leela, Cygnoids A Leela of Her Own, Volume 3
Fry: Negative. I must be a robot. Why else would human women refuse to date me?
Leela: Oh, lots of reasons.
Philip J. Fry, Turanga Leela Insane in the Mainframe, Volume 3
Leela: Bender, you're not a folk singer just 'cause you have a guitar.
Bender: And a flannel shirt. I claim I won it in a knife fight at J. Crew.
Leela: I didn't recognize you with your head all swollen. But it looks better now.
Fry: I guess the blood must have rushed somewhere else.
Zoidberg: And all we need is a little spine supplement to replace what Leela lost in that unavoidable saw mix-up.
Leela: It wasn't unavoidable! You just had to stop cutting my spine when I yelled, "Stop! You're cutting my spine!"
Turanga Leela, John A. Zoidberg The Tip of the Zoidberg, Volume 6
Fry: Yeah, that'll show those poor!
Leela: Why are you cheering, Fry? You're not rich!
Fry: True. But someday I might be rich, and people like me better watch their step!
Leela: Bender, you can't even vote. You're a convicted felon!
Bender: Convicted, sentenced and executed! But Nixon passes a law that says ex-cons can vote again...as long as they vote for Nixon.
We just need to conceal your intelligence and honesty in a hipper, dumber package.
Turanga Leela Decision 3012, Volume 7
You're making fun of our ship? Your ship is the most beat-up thing I've ever seen, and I've seen Mickey Rourke's head.
Fry: Jeez, doesn't that shock collar hurt?
Leela: Actually, feels kind of good. I guess I'm starting to associate it with the pleasure of beating people up.

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