Quotes of Judge Ron Whitey

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Quotes of Judge Ron Whitey

Judge Ron Whitey

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Judge Whitey is a judge and a member of the upper class of Earth's elite, which appear in many court decisions related to Planet Express Crew like Fry or Bender.

Fry: I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty.
Whitey: Ah, the 67th Amendment.
Philip J. Fry, Judge Ron Whitey Insane in the Mainframe, Volume 3
Whitey: Counselor, what evidence do you offer to support this new plea of insanity?
Hyper-Chicken: Well, for one, they done hired me to represent them.
Whitey: Insanity plea is accepted.
Hyper-Chicken lawyer, Judge Ron Whitey Insane in the Mainframe, Volume 3
The charge is bank robbery. Now, my caddie chauffeur informs me that a bank is a place where people put money that isn't properly invested. Therefore, robbing a bank is tantamount to that most heinous of crimes, theft of money.
Judge Ron Whitey Insane in the Mainframe, Volume 3

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