Quotes of Amazonians


Quotes per season

The Amazonians are a race of gigantic, Neanderthal-like humanoids from the Planet Amazonia.
There was once male Amazonians on the planet, but they have since went extinct, with no living female being able to recall what males were like; how the species continues to thrive with no native males around is unknown.

Known members are ThogKug and Ornik.

Thog: This capital city planet Amazonia.
Leela: Where are all the men in your society?
Ornik: Men die out many year ago.
Bender: With all these women around they were probably nagged to death. Are you with me, fellas?
Thog: This our comedy club. Humour here funny in different way.
Ornik: It not reinforce stereotypes.
Kug: Comedy come from character, real situations. Not abstract craziness.
Bender: Translation: Boring!
Bender Bending Rodríguez, Amazonians Amazon Women in the Mood, Volume 3
Fry: Is she hot?
Thog: That not important. She all-knowing.
Fry: In other words, "No".
Philip J. Fry, Amazonians Amazon Women in the Mood, Volume 3
Thog: We hear tell men used for snu-snu. But all we have go on are ancient legend and subscription to Cosmo.
Zapp: Just FYI, I could be used for snu-snu.
Thog: Silence. You want die like last men visit Amazonia?
Fry: What'd they die of?
Kug: Crushed pelvises.
Fry: Yes!
Zapp: Oh, thank you, Lord in heaven!
Philip J. Fry, Zapp Brannigan, Amazonians Amazon Women in the Mood, Volume 3

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