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Philip J. Fry

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Hey! I don't smell Bavarian-style vomit. Where's Oktoberfest?
Philip J. Fry Fun on a Bun, Volume 7
Leela: I didn't recognize you with your head all swollen. But it looks better now.
Fry: I guess the blood must have rushed somewhere else.
Philip J. Fry, Turanga Leela Fun on a Bun, Volume 7
Careful, Leela! He knows less about Human anatomy than I do. And I can't even find my own uterus!
Philip J. Fry The Tip of the Zoidberg, Volume 6
Fry: Yeah, that'll show those poor!
Leela: Why are you cheering, Fry? You're not rich!
Fry: True. But someday I might be rich, and people like me better watch their step!
Philip J. Fry, Turanga Leela Decision 3012, Volume 7
You explained his positions in a way even an idiot could understand. And that appealed to me, for whatever reason.
Philip J. Fry Decision 3012, Volume 7
Fry: Jeez, doesn't that shock collar hurt?
Leela: Actually, feels kind of good. I guess I'm starting to associate it with the pleasure of beating people up.
Philip J. Fry, Turanga Leela (Movie) Bender's Game
Who are you noisy women?
Philip J. Fry (Movie) Into the Wild Green Yonder
Jrrr: I'm gonna call you "T. "
Fry: For terrestrial?
Jrrr: No, "turd-eater".
Philip J. Fry, Jrrr T.: The Terrestrial, Volume 7
Oh, they're great! They're like sex, except I'm having them!
Philip J. Fry The Problem with Popplers, Volume 2
[singing]
Pop a Poppler in your mouth,
When you come to Fishy Joe's,
What they're made of is a mystery,
Where they come from, no one knows,
You can pick 'em,
You can lick 'em,
You can chew 'em,
You can stick 'em,
If you promise not to sue us,
You can shove one up your nose.
Philip J. Fry, Bender Bending Rodríguez The Problem with Popplers, Volume 2
Fry: I never told anybody this but a thousand years ago I used to look up at the moon and dream about being an astronaut. I just didn't have the grades. Nor the physical endurance. Plus I threw up a lot and nobody liked spending a week with me.
Leela: A week would be a little much.
Philip J. Fry, Turanga Leela The Series Has Landed, Volume 1

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