Volume 3 quotes on Futurama
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- Bender Bending Rodríguez 10 citations
- Philip J. Fry 9 citations
- Morbo 7 citations
- Turanga Leela 6 citations
- Zapp Brannigan 6 citations
Blek's wife: You sure about these chairs? Guidebook says human legs bend down at knee.
Blek: It's OK, Mama. Anyone complains, I bend legs up for free.
Blek: It's OK, Mama. Anyone complains, I bend legs up for free.
Leela: I don't mean to offend, but this tastes like vomit.
Blek's wife: Thank you.
Leela: No, actually, I did mean to offend a little. This is awful.
Blek's wife: Thank you.
Leela: No, actually, I did mean to offend a little. This is awful.
You save us, a-sir. If we cannot make Earth pizza our dream will die. Just like rats we crushed to make the wine.
Fry: I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty.
Whitey: Ah, the 67th Amendment.
Whitey: Ah, the 67th Amendment.
Whitey: Counselor, what evidence do you offer to support this new plea of insanity?
Hyper-Chicken: Well, for one, they done hired me to represent them.
Whitey: Insanity plea is accepted.
Hyper-Chicken: Well, for one, they done hired me to represent them.
Whitey: Insanity plea is accepted.
Fry: I don't belong here, Bender. This is an asylum for insane robots!
Bender: Well, you meet half the qualifications.
Bender: Well, you meet half the qualifications.
Fry: Negative. I must be a robot. Why else would human women refuse to date me?
Leela: Oh, lots of reasons.
Leela: Oh, lots of reasons.
Your Honour, I move that I be disbarred for introducing this evidence against my own clients.
The charge is bank robbery. Now, my caddie chauffeur informs me that a bank is a place where people put money that isn't properly invested. Therefore, robbing a bank is tantamount to that most heinous of crimes, theft of money.
I may be a simple country Hyper-Chicken but I know when we're finger-licked. Whattya say we plead insanity?
Our next guest has been teaching the world to cook for over 20 years. But apparently my, uh, wife hasn't been listening.
Morbo, I'm gonna whip you up a nice, unnameable horror from beyond, with mango chutney.
It's unbearable! How much do you think it would cost to get my tongue removed?
Elzar: I owe you nothing! For starter's, your antenna's in my crotch. Also, I hate you. Finally, you can't cook for squat.
Bender: What was the first one again?
Elzar: I hate you.
Bender: I thought that was number two.
Elzar: I knocked it up a notch. Bam!
Bender: What was the first one again?
Elzar: I hate you.
Bender: I thought that was number two.
Elzar: I knocked it up a notch. Bam!
It's over! My dream of being a chef is deader than the cat I'm sitting on!
Elzar had been seduced by the dark side of cooking. Cilantro, mango salsa, raspberry vinaigrette!
My story's a lot like yours only more interesting 'cause it involves robots.
You don't understand. Without the distraction of taste, your mind is free to touch the Zen of pure flavour. You could become the greatest chef ever.
