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Volume 3

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Blek's wife: You sure about these chairs? Guidebook says human legs bend down at knee.
Blek: It's OK, Mama. Anyone complains, I bend legs up for free.
Cygnoids A Leela of Her Own, Volume 3
Leela: I don't mean to offend, but this tastes like vomit.
Blek's wife: Thank you.
Leela: No, actually, I did mean to offend a little. This is awful.
Turanga Leela, Cygnoids A Leela of Her Own, Volume 3
You save us, a-sir. If we cannot make Earth pizza our dream will die. Just like rats we crushed to make the wine.
Cygnoids A Leela of Her Own, Volume 3
Fry: I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty.
Whitey: Ah, the 67th Amendment.
Philip J. Fry, Judge Ron Whitey Insane in the Mainframe, Volume 3
Whitey: Counselor, what evidence do you offer to support this new plea of insanity?
Hyper-Chicken: Well, for one, they done hired me to represent them.
Whitey: Insanity plea is accepted.
Hyper-Chicken lawyer, Judge Ron Whitey Insane in the Mainframe, Volume 3
Fry: I don't belong here, Bender. This is an asylum for insane robots!
Bender: Well, you meet half the qualifications.
Fry: Negative. I must be a robot. Why else would human women refuse to date me?
Leela: Oh, lots of reasons.
Philip J. Fry, Turanga Leela Insane in the Mainframe, Volume 3
Your Honour, I move that I be disbarred for introducing this evidence against my own clients.
Hyper-Chicken lawyer Insane in the Mainframe, Volume 3
The charge is bank robbery. Now, my caddie chauffeur informs me that a bank is a place where people put money that isn't properly invested. Therefore, robbing a bank is tantamount to that most heinous of crimes, theft of money.
Judge Ron Whitey Insane in the Mainframe, Volume 3
I may be a simple country Hyper-Chicken but I know when we're finger-licked. Whattya say we plead insanity?
Hyper-Chicken lawyer Insane in the Mainframe, Volume 3
Our next guest has been teaching the world to cook for over 20 years. But apparently my, uh, wife hasn't been listening.
Morbo The 30% Iron Chef, Volume 3
I will destroy her!
Morbo The 30% Iron Chef, Volume 3
Pathetic humans, prepare to write down the recipe!
Morbo The 30% Iron Chef, Volume 3
Morbo, I'm gonna whip you up a nice, unnameable horror from beyond, with mango chutney.
Elzar The 30% Iron Chef, Volume 3
It's unbearable! How much do you think it would cost to get my tongue removed?
Turanga Leela The 30% Iron Chef, Volume 3
Elzar: I owe you nothing! For starter's, your antenna's in my crotch. Also, I hate you. Finally, you can't cook for squat.
Bender: What was the first one again?
Elzar: I hate you.
Bender: I thought that was number two.
Elzar: I knocked it up a notch. Bam!
It's over! My dream of being a chef is deader than the cat I'm sitting on!
Bender Bending Rodríguez The 30% Iron Chef, Volume 3
Elzar had been seduced by the dark side of cooking. Cilantro, mango salsa, raspberry vinaigrette!
Helmut Spargle The 30% Iron Chef, Volume 3
My story's a lot like yours only more interesting 'cause it involves robots.
Bender Bending Rodríguez The 30% Iron Chef, Volume 3
You don't understand. Without the distraction of taste, your mind is free to touch the Zen of pure flavour. You could become the greatest chef ever.
Helmut Spargle The 30% Iron Chef, Volume 3

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