Quotes of Zapp Brannigan for season Volume 3

Zapp Brannigan

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Kif, I'm headed to the men's room and I'll be needing an attendant, so-- Oh, I'm sorry. You're crying like a woman.
It's alright. I've always thought myself as a father figure to some of my more pathetic men. Kif, old friend, let's rap.
Zapp Brannigan Amazon Women in the Mood, Volume 3
I'd like two steaks and the ladies will have some very sensual salads -- with low-cal sensual dressing.
Zapp Brannigan Amazon Women in the Mood, Volume 3
Kif: Is there nothing we can do, sir?
Zapp: There's only one sure-fire way back into a woman's heart and parts beyond. I speak, of course, of karaoke.
Kif: My years in the DOOP Boys' Chorus will not have been in vain!
Zapp Brannigan, Kif Kroker Amazon Women in the Mood, Volume 3
I met her in a club down in old Soho,
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-Cola,
C-O-L-A ... Cola.
Zapp Brannigan Amazon Women in the Mood, Volume 3
Let's see what this eatery can do.
[The restaurant blasts forwards and knocks a few ships away from the car park.]
Ah, she's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.
[The restaurant shakes.]
She's out of control! You win again, gravity!
Zapp Brannigan Amazon Women in the Mood, Volume 3
Thog: We hear tell men used for snu-snu. But all we have go on are ancient legend and subscription to Cosmo.
Zapp: Just FYI, I could be used for snu-snu.
Thog: Silence. You want die like last men visit Amazonia?
Fry: What'd they die of?
Kug: Crushed pelvises.
Fry: Yes!
Zapp: Oh, thank you, Lord in heaven!
Philip J. Fry, Zapp Brannigan, Amazonians Amazon Women in the Mood, Volume 3

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