Quotes of Hyper-Chicken lawyer
Quotes of Hyper-Chicken lawyer
Matcluck (better known as the Hyper-Chicken) is a lawyer in the employ of the Democratic Order of Planets sometimes as a public defender and sometimes as a prosecutor.
Even if he is able to argue before the Supreme Court, he doesn't seems really competent.
Court Cases
As a Public Defender
- Unknown vs. Rodríguez
- Unknown vs. Matcluck
- New New York vs. Fry and New New York vs. Rodríguez
As Prosecutor
- The Court Martial of Zapp Brannigan
- Earth vs. Santa Claus
- Earth vs. Zoidberg
- Unknown (presumbly New New York) vs. Donbot
Your Honour, freedom of speech applies to what comes out of a mouth, not what goes in.
Whitey: Counselor, what evidence do you offer to support this new plea of insanity?
Hyper-Chicken: Well, for one, they done hired me to represent them.
Whitey: Insanity plea is accepted.
Hyper-Chicken: Well, for one, they done hired me to represent them.
Whitey: Insanity plea is accepted.
Your Honour, I move that I be disbarred for introducing this evidence against my own clients.
I may be a simple country Hyper-Chicken but I know when we're finger-licked. Whattya say we plead insanity?