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Hyper-Chicken lawyer

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Matcluck (better known as the Hyper-Chicken) is a lawyer in the employ of the Democratic Order of Planets sometimes as a public defender and sometimes as a prosecutor.
Even if he is able to argue before the Supreme Court, he doesn't seems really competent.

Court Cases

As a Public Defender

  • Unknown vs. Rodríguez
  • Unknown vs. Matcluck
  • New New York vs. Fry and New New York vs. Rodríguez

As Prosecutor

  • The Court Martial of Zapp Brannigan
  • Earth vs. Santa Claus
  • Earth vs. Zoidberg
  • Unknown (presumbly New New York) vs. Donbot
Your Honour, freedom of speech applies to what comes out of a mouth, not what goes in.
Hyper-Chicken lawyer A Taste of Freedom, Volume 4
Whitey: Counselor, what evidence do you offer to support this new plea of insanity?
Hyper-Chicken: Well, for one, they done hired me to represent them.
Whitey: Insanity plea is accepted.
Hyper-Chicken lawyer, Judge Ron Whitey Insane in the Mainframe, Volume 3
Your Honour, I move that I be disbarred for introducing this evidence against my own clients.
Hyper-Chicken lawyer Insane in the Mainframe, Volume 3
I may be a simple country Hyper-Chicken but I know when we're finger-licked. Whattya say we plead insanity?
Hyper-Chicken lawyer Insane in the Mainframe, Volume 3

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