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If I had ever heard of it, it would have been what I had always dreamed of.
Bender: Clumsy bludgeoning, please.
Suicide Booth: You have selected clumsy bludgeoning. For an additional $10, would you like your eyes scooped out with a melon-baller?
Bender: What the heck, I'll treat myself.
Hell of a thing to send a universe to certain doom. Fun, though. Makes a man feel big.
Bender: Are all the tests going to involve drinking?
Calculon: It never occurred to me before, but yes.
Bender: Wohoo! Just like med school!
Calculon: Presenting our newest member.
Fender: That's right, baby!
Bender: Hot diggity daffodil!
Sweet bongo of the Congo!
In Jamaica, we got 10-story office buildings lower than that.
That's why they call me 11-inch Conrad.
Porn. Porn. Free porn. Get rich watching porn? I find that rather hard to believe.
Warning, perform virus scan? Pffft, I'm waiting for porn over here.
Jrrr: I'm gonna call you "T. "
Fry: For terrestrial?
Jrrr: No, "turd-eater".
Philip J. Fry, Jrrr T.: The Terrestrial, Volume 7
I'll never forget the feel of his soft skin against my flailing fists.
Bender Bending Rodríguez T.: The Terrestrial, Volume 7
Men bring the skulls home, women arrange them.
Lrrr T.: The Terrestrial, Volume 7
I-I'm Jrrr, of the planet Omicron Persei 8.
Jrrr T.: The Terrestrial, Volume 7
Brannigan! Get out here and surrender before I get my expletives deleted!
Richard Nixon T.: The Terrestrial, Volume 7
Well, I never liked going to Omicron Persei 8 anyway. If we want to breathe sulfuric acid and get our heads torn off by giant lizards, we can always go to Gary, Indiana.
Turanga Leela T.: The Terrestrial, Volume 7
Hermes: I will not endanger this crew for some quack remedy.
Farnsworth: Ha! The Sacred Weed of Omicron is a serious herb.
Hermes: Sacred Weed you say? Sweet toke of Ocracoke, this stuff's the Omichronic! To the ship!
Ndnd: Little one, get out of there. I'm going to count to blorx!
Jrrr: But, elder one--
Ndnd: Flingle…glorg…glorg and a gloob…
Jrrr, Ndnd The Problem with Popplers, Volume 2
Leela: Thank you, Jrrr. I hope you'll always think of me as your mom.
Jrrr: When my species grows up, we eat our moms!
Turanga Leela, Jrrr The Problem with Popplers, Volume 2
Oh, they're great! They're like sex, except I'm having them!
Philip J. Fry The Problem with Popplers, Volume 2
They're tasty, right? Let's call 'em "Tasticles".
Bender Bending Rodríguez The Problem with Popplers, Volume 2

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