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According to government records, the only names not yet trademarked are "Popplers" and "Zitsels".
Hermes Conrad The Problem with Popplers, Volume 2
[singing]
Pop a Poppler in your mouth,
When you come to Fishy Joe's,
What they're made of is a mystery,
Where they come from, no one knows,
You can pick 'em,
You can lick 'em,
You can chew 'em,
You can stick 'em,
If you promise not to sue us,
You can shove one up your nose.
Philip J. Fry, Bender Bending Rodríguez The Problem with Popplers, Volume 2
Farnsworth: Hey, unless this is a nude love-in, get the hell off my property!
Waterfall Jr.: You can't own property, man.
Farnsworth: I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie.
Hubert J. Farnsworth The Problem with Popplers, Volume 2
Fry: I never told anybody this but a thousand years ago I used to look up at the moon and dream about being an astronaut. I just didn't have the grades. Nor the physical endurance. Plus I threw up a lot and nobody liked spending a week with me.
Leela: A week would be a little much.
Philip J. Fry, Turanga Leela The Series Has Landed, Volume 1
[singing]
She'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes,
She'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes--
[talking]
I'll kill you Amy!
[singing]
She'll be comin' round the mountain,
She'll be comin' round the mountain,
She'll be comin'--
Bender Bending Rodríguez The Series Has Landed, Volume 1
[singing]
Well I'll shoot her with my ray gun when she comes,
Yes, I'll shoot her with my ray gun when she comes,
Yes, I'll shoot her with my ray gun,
Oh, I'll shoot her with my ray gun,
Yes, I'll shoot her with my ray gun when she comes,
When she comes!
I'll be blastin' all the humans in the world,
I'll be blastin' all the humans in the world,
I'll be blastin' all the humans,
I'll be blastin' all the humans,
I'll be blastin' all the humans in the world,
In the world!
[shouting] One more time!

Bender Bending Rodríguez The Series Has Landed, Volume 1
Our next guest has been teaching the world to cook for over 20 years. But apparently my, uh, wife hasn't been listening.
Morbo The 30% Iron Chef, Volume 3
I will destroy her!
Morbo The 30% Iron Chef, Volume 3
Pathetic humans, prepare to write down the recipe!
Morbo The 30% Iron Chef, Volume 3
Morbo, I'm gonna whip you up a nice, unnameable horror from beyond, with mango chutney.
Elzar The 30% Iron Chef, Volume 3
It's unbearable! How much do you think it would cost to get my tongue removed?
Turanga Leela The 30% Iron Chef, Volume 3
Elzar: I owe you nothing! For starter's, your antenna's in my crotch. Also, I hate you. Finally, you can't cook for squat.
Bender: What was the first one again?
Elzar: I hate you.
Bender: I thought that was number two.
Elzar: I knocked it up a notch. Bam!
It's over! My dream of being a chef is deader than the cat I'm sitting on!
Bender Bending Rodríguez The 30% Iron Chef, Volume 3
Elzar had been seduced by the dark side of cooking. Cilantro, mango salsa, raspberry vinaigrette!
Helmut Spargle The 30% Iron Chef, Volume 3
My story's a lot like yours only more interesting 'cause it involves robots.
Bender Bending Rodríguez The 30% Iron Chef, Volume 3
You don't understand. Without the distraction of taste, your mind is free to touch the Zen of pure flavour. You could become the greatest chef ever.
Helmut Spargle The 30% Iron Chef, Volume 3
Your training is complete, little dessert spoon.
Helmut Spargle The 30% Iron Chef, Volume 3
Elzar: Spargle, huh? What he do, bland himself to death?
Bender: No. He was eating some food I made and by a crazy coincidence his stomach exploded. Now I'm here to avenge him.
Elzar: OK, but it seems like you're the one who killed him.
Iron Cook, eh? I can't lose. I'm 30% iron!
Bender Bending Rodríguez The 30% Iron Chef, Volume 3
Greetings, pathetic host.
Morbo The 30% Iron Chef, Volume 3

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