Quotes of Richard Nixon
Quotes of Richard Nixon
Richard M. Nixon (January 9, 1913 - April 22, 1994) is the current 30th President of Earth and formerly the 37th President of the United States (1969-1974).
By 2999, he was a living head that was preserved after his death in 1994, and was formally on display at the Head Museum in New New York City.
My fellow Earthicans, we enjoy so much freedom it's almost sickening. We're free to choose which hand our sex-monitoring chip is implanted in. And if we don't want to pay our taxes, why, we're free to spend a weekend with the Pain Monster.
My God, cover yourself. I didn't live a thousand years and travel a quadrillion miles to look at another man's gizmo.
Ford: Frankly, I've never felt voting to be all that essential to the process.
Nixon: No kidding, Ford.
Nixon: No kidding, Ford.
Bender: All right. I'm going to catch Travers on video at this sleazy strip club.
[Inside the Oval Office, with Nixon]
Bender: In and out of the club 13 times in one night. That's a record.
Nixon: Where's Travers? All I see is you going in and out.
Bender: Yeah, me. I set the record.
[Inside the Oval Office, with Nixon]
Bender: In and out of the club 13 times in one night. That's a record.
Nixon: Where's Travers? All I see is you going in and out.
Bender: Yeah, me. I set the record.
Brannigan! Get out here and surrender before I get my expletives deleted!