Volume 1 quotes on Futurama
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- Philip J. Fry 22 citations
- Bender Bending Rodríguez 21 citations
- Turanga Leela 6 citations
- Zapp Brannigan 4 citations
- Hubert J. Farnsworth 4 citations
If you rule out every guy with a lizard tongue or a low I.Q. or an explosive violent temper, of course you're gonna be lonely.
The female Leela's problem is purely medical. Soon she will drop her eggs and they will hatch and all will be well.
Amy: Let's all take her out tonight. There's lots of great places to meet people.
Hermes: The Federal Sex Bureau.
Bender: A saucy puppet show.
Zoidberg: The rotting carcass of a whale.
Amy: Hmm, I'll pick!
Hermes: The Federal Sex Bureau.
Bender: A saucy puppet show.
Zoidberg: The rotting carcass of a whale.
Amy: Hmm, I'll pick!
Bender Bending Rodríguez, John A. Zoidberg, Amy Wong, Hermes Conrad
Love’s Labors Lost in Space, Volume 1
I don't eat bananas. I prefer banana-flavoured energy bars made from tofu.
When I had that there was too much pressure to use it. All I want out of life is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit. That's why I've decided to transfer to business school!
Fry: I never told anybody this but a thousand years ago I used to look up at the moon and dream about being an astronaut. I just didn't have the grades. Nor the physical endurance. Plus I threw up a lot and nobody liked spending a week with me.
Leela: A week would be a little much.
Leela: A week would be a little much.
[singing]
She'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes,
She'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes--
[talking]
I'll kill you Amy!
[singing]
She'll be comin' round the mountain,
She'll be comin' round the mountain,
She'll be comin'--
She'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes,
She'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes--
[talking]
I'll kill you Amy!
[singing]
She'll be comin' round the mountain,
She'll be comin' round the mountain,
She'll be comin'--
[singing]
Well I'll shoot her with my ray gun when she comes,
Yes, I'll shoot her with my ray gun when she comes,
Yes, I'll shoot her with my ray gun,
Oh, I'll shoot her with my ray gun,
Yes, I'll shoot her with my ray gun when she comes,
When she comes!
I'll be blastin' all the humans in the world,
I'll be blastin' all the humans in the world,
I'll be blastin' all the humans,
I'll be blastin' all the humans,
I'll be blastin' all the humans in the world,
In the world!
[shouting] One more time!
Well I'll shoot her with my ray gun when she comes,
Yes, I'll shoot her with my ray gun when she comes,
Yes, I'll shoot her with my ray gun,
Oh, I'll shoot her with my ray gun,
Yes, I'll shoot her with my ray gun when she comes,
When she comes!
I'll be blastin' all the humans in the world,
I'll be blastin' all the humans in the world,
I'll be blastin' all the humans,
I'll be blastin' all the humans,
I'll be blastin' all the humans in the world,
In the world!
[shouting] One more time!