Volume 1 quotes on Futurama

Volume 1

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Philip J. Fry 22 citations
Bender Bending Rodríguez 21 citations
Turanga Leela 6 citations
Zapp Brannigan 4 citations
Hubert J. Farnsworth 4 citations

If you rule out every guy with a lizard tongue or a low I.Q. or an explosive violent temper, of course you're gonna be lonely.

Philip J. Fry Love’s Labors Lost in Space, Volume 1

The female Leela's problem is purely medical. Soon she will drop her eggs and they will hatch and all will be well.

John A. Zoidberg Love’s Labors Lost in Space, Volume 1

Amy: Let's all take her out tonight. There's lots of great places to meet people.
Hermes: The Federal Sex Bureau.
Bender: A saucy puppet show.
Zoidberg: The rotting carcass of a whale.
Amy: Hmm, I'll pick!

Bender Bending Rodríguez, John A. Zoidberg, Amy Wong, Hermes Conrad Love’s Labors Lost in Space, Volume 1

I'd rather live in a crate than share a room with this dork.

Guenter Mars University, Volume 1

I don't eat bananas. I prefer banana-flavoured energy bars made from tofu.

Guenter Mars University, Volume 1

When I had that there was too much pressure to use it. All I want out of life is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit. That's why I've decided to transfer to business school!

Guenter Mars University, Volume 1

Fry: I never told anybody this but a thousand years ago I used to look up at the moon and dream about being an astronaut. I just didn't have the grades. Nor the physical endurance. Plus I threw up a lot and nobody liked spending a week with me.
Leela: A week would be a little much.

Philip J. Fry, Turanga Leela The Series Has Landed, Volume 1

[singing]
She'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes,
She'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes--
[talking]
I'll kill you Amy!
[singing]
She'll be comin' round the mountain,
She'll be comin' round the mountain,
She'll be comin'--

Bender Bending Rodríguez The Series Has Landed, Volume 1

[singing]
Well I'll shoot her with my ray gun when she comes,
Yes, I'll shoot her with my ray gun when she comes,
Yes, I'll shoot her with my ray gun,
Oh, I'll shoot her with my ray gun,
Yes, I'll shoot her with my ray gun when she comes,
When she comes!
I'll be blastin' all the humans in the world,
I'll be blastin' all the humans in the world,
I'll be blastin' all the humans,
I'll be blastin' all the humans,
I'll be blastin' all the humans in the world,
In the world!
[shouting] One more time!

Bender Bending Rodríguez The Series Has Landed, Volume 1