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Volume 1

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[After delivering the subpoenas]
Fry: I know Big Vinny said he was giving me the Kiss of Death, but I still think he's gay.
Leela: Did he use his tongue?
Fry: A little.
Philip J. Fry Hell Is Other Robots, Volume 1
Leela: Oh, God, not Zapp Brannigan.
Dr. Zoidberg: You know Zapp Brannigan?
Leela: Let's just say we've crossed paths.
Bender: Was that before or after you slept with him?
Bender Bending Rodríguez A Flight to Remember, Volume 1
Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs?
Hubert J. Farnsworth Mars University, Volume 1
Professor Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! We've got a very special delivery today.
Fry: Who's it going to?
Professor Farnsworth: Me.
Bender: [dusting off hands] Another job well done!
Fry: Very impressive. Back in the 20th century we had no idea there was a university on Mars.
Professor Farnsworth: Well, in those days Mars just was a dreary, uninhabitable wasteland. Much like Utah. But UNLIKE Utah, it was eventually made livable, when the university was founded in 2636.
Not every one turns out like their parents.
I mean, look at me. My folks were honest, hardworking people.
Philip J. Fry Mars University, Volume 1
Space. It seems to go on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwin' barrels at you.
Philip J. Fry Space Pilot 3000, Volume 1
Lrrr: Surely you know McNeal. She is an unmarried human female struggling to succeed in an human male's world.
Zapp Brannigan: Maybe that's just her excuse for being incompetent.
Zapp Brannigan, Lrrr Omicron Persei 8 attaque, Volume 1
It is true what they say; women are from Omicron Persei 7, men are from Omicron Persei 9.
Ndnd When Aliens Attack, Volume 1
Bender: You're my best friend, Fry, I'm sorry I treated you so badly.
Fry: Apology accepted. After all, you're only human.
Leela: Wait! I want you to look me in the eye and promise you won't get behind the wheel without some kind of alcoholic beverage in your hand.
Bender: I promise nothing!
Leela: Look at that five o'clock rust. You've been up all night not drinking, haven't you?
Bender: Hey. What I don't do is none of your business.
Leela: Please, Bender. Have some malt liquor. If not for yourself then for the people who love you.
Bender: I hate the people who love me and they hate me.
Fry: Man, it's a total sty! For the first time in a thousand years, I feel like I'm home.
Bender: Yeah! It's gonna be fun on the bun! Y'know, Fry, of all the friends I've had, you're the first.
Fry: I'm sorry, Bender, but there's just not enough room.
Bender: Not enough room? My place is two cubic meters and we only take up 1.5 cubic meters. We've got room for a-whole-another two-thirds of a person.
Bender: [sleep talking] Kill all humans ... kill all humans ... must kill all the humans.
Fry: Bender, wake up!
[He wakes up and yawns.]
Bender: I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it.
Hermes: Fry, mon, if you're going to be living in the office you could at least be on time for work.
Fry: I'm sorry. I was up really late poking through people's desks.
Leela: What the hell are you doing? You're getting a huge dose of radiation!
Fry: And great lift!
Leela: Do you know how long it's going to take me to recalibrate these engines?
Fry: Hey! When you look this good, you don't have to know anything.
Leela: You know, Zapp, once I thought you were a big, pompous buffoon. Then I realized that inside you were just a pitiful child. But now I realize that outside that child is a big, pompous buffoon!
Zapp: And which one rocked your world?
Turanga Leela, Zapp Brannigan Love’s Labors Lost in Space, Volume 1
So a couple of animals didn't die and Leela got lucky.
That's what I call a successful mission!
Bender Bending Rodríguez Love’s Labors Lost in Space, Volume 1
We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law.
However, I did make it with a hot alien babe.
And in the end is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?
Zapp Brannigan Love’s Labors Lost in Space, Volume 1

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