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The collection of quotes and dialogues from the Futurama animated series

Welcome to Benderama, the largest collection of quotes from the Futurama animated series!
Find here all the quotes and dialogues of your favorite characters through all the seasons and films.

Futurama is an American animated television series broadcast since March 1999 and tells the story of Fry, a simple pizza delivery boy in New York.
Accidentally cryopreserved on January 1, 2000 just after midnight, he wakes up about a thousand years later, on December 31, 2999 in a world that has changed a lot.

Random quotes

Hermes: I will not endanger this crew for some quack remedy.
Farnsworth: Ha! The Sacred Weed of Omicron is a serious herb.
Hermes: Sacred Weed you say? Sweet toke of Ocracoke, this stuff's the Omichronic! To the ship!
He edged out my old mark by two seconds ... and 16 minutes ... and 12 hours. I do plan to finish someday, Kif.
Zapp Brannigan: Oh Leela! You're the only person I could turn to; you're the only person who ever loved me.
Leela: I never loved you.
Zapp Brannigan: I meant physically. Just let me work for a little food. I could paint a fence, or service you sexually, or mop the floors.
Leela: You don't know how to do any of those things.
Zapp Brannigan: Kif might!
Zapp Brannigan Brannigan, Begin Again, Volume 2
That's why they call me 11-inch Conrad.
Bender: Clumsy bludgeoning, please.
Suicide Booth: You have selected clumsy bludgeoning. For an additional $10, would you like your eyes scooped out with a melon-baller?
Bender: What the heck, I'll treat myself.

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