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The collection of quotes and dialogues from the Futurama animated series

Welcome to Benderama, the largest collection of quotes from the Futurama animated series!
Find here all the quotes and dialogues of your favorite characters through all the seasons and films.

Futurama is an American animated television series broadcast since March 1999 and tells the story of Fry, a simple pizza delivery boy in New York.
Accidentally cryopreserved on January 1, 2000 just after midnight, he wakes up about a thousand years later, on December 31, 2999 in a world that has changed a lot.

Random quotes

Zapp Brannigan: My friends, you can take away a man's title and his uniform but you can never take away his integrity or his honour. Plus it was mostly Kif's fault.
Kif Kroker: What?
Glab: Kif Kroker, you are also stripped of your rank and dishonourably discharged.
Zapp Brannigan Brannigan, Begin Again, Volume 2
Zapp: It was almost the perfect crime, but you forgot one thing: Rock crushes scissors ... but paper covers rock ... and scissors cut paper. Kif, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper, and bring me a rock.
Zapp Brannigan Brannigan, Begin Again, Volume 2
Thog: We hear tell men used for snu-snu. But all we have go on are ancient legend and subscription to Cosmo.
Zapp: Just FYI, I could be used for snu-snu.
Thog: Silence. You want die like last men visit Amazonia?
Fry: What'd they die of?
Kug: Crushed pelvises.
Fry: Yes!
Zapp: Oh, thank you, Lord in heaven!
Blek's wife: You sure about these chairs? Guidebook says human legs bend down at knee.
Blek: It's OK, Mama. Anyone complains, I bend legs up for free.
Cygnoids A Leela of Her Own, Volume 3
Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs?

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