Opening Captions

Each episode of Futurama have an unique opening caption about Futurama or future universe.

"I Second That Emotion": MADE FROM MEAT BY-PRODUCTS
"Brannigan, Begin Again": NOT Y3K COMPLIANT
"A Head in the Polls": FROM THE MAKERS OF FUTURAMA
"Xmas Story": Based On a True Story
"Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?": From the network that brought you "The Simpsons"
"The Lesser of Two Evils": THE SHOW THAT WATCHES BACK
"Put Your Head on My Shoulders": Not Based On the Novel by James Fenimore Cooper
"Raging Bender": Nominated For Three Glemmys
"A Bicyclops Built for Two": This Episode Has Been Modified To Fit Your Primitive Screen
"A Clone of My Own": COMING SOON TO AN ILLEGAL DVD
"How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back": As Foretold by Nostradamus
"The Deep South": A Stern Warning of Things to Come
"Bender Gets Made": SIMULCAST ON CRAZY PEOPLE'S FILLINGS
"Mother's Day": LARVA-TESTED, PUPA-APPROVED
"The Problem with Popplers": FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY
"Anthology of Interest I": PAINSTAKINGLY DRAWN BEFORE A LIVE AUDIENCE
"War is the H-Word": TOUCH EYEBALLS TO SCREEN FOR CHEAP LASER SURGERY
"The Honking": SMELL-O-VISION USERS INSERT NOSTRIL TUBES NOW
"The Cryonic Woman": Not a Substitute for Human Interaction

"Amazon Women in the Mood": Secreted by the Comedy Bee
"Parasites Lost": IF NOT ENTERTAINING,WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMAN
"A Tale of Two Santas": THIS EPISODE PERFORMED ENTIRELY BY SOCK PUPPETS
"The Luck of the Fryrish": BROADCAST SIMULTANEOUSLY ONE YEAR IN THE FUTURE
"The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz": Now With Chucklelin
"Bendless Love": TORN FROM TOMORROW'S HEADLINES
"The Day the Earth Stood Stupid": 80% ENTERTAINMENT BY VOLUME
"That's Lobstertainment!": DECIPHERED FROM CROP CIRCLES
"The Cyber House Rules": PLEASE RISE FOR THE FUTURAMA THEME SONG
"Where the Buggalo Roam": KRAFTED WITH LUVBY MONSTERS
"Insane in the Mainframe": Bender's Humor by Microsoft Joke
"The Route of All Evil": DISCLAIMER: ANY RESEMBLANCE TO ACTUAL ROBOTS WOULD BE REALLY COOL
"Bendin' in the Wind": FEDERAL LAW PROHIBITS CHANGING THE CHANNEL
"Time Keeps on Slippin'": FOR PROPER VIEWING,TAKE RED PILL NOW
"I Dated a Robot": NO HUMANS WERE PROBED IN THE MAKING OF THIS EPISODE
"A Leela of Her Own": SCRATCH HERE TO REVEAL PRIZE
"A Pharaoh to Remember": PSST… BIG PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AFTER THE SHOW!
"Anthology of Interest II": Hey, TiVo! Suggest this!
"Roswell that Ends Well": FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY EXCEPT GRANDMA AND GRANDPA
"Godfellas": PLEASE TURN OFF ALL CELL PHONES AND TRICORDERS
"Future Stock": LOVE IT OR SHOVE IT
"The 30% Iron Chef": IF ACCIDENTALLY WATCHED, INDUCE VOMITING

"Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch": BIGFOOT'S CHOICE
"Leela's Homeworld": IT'S LIKE "HEE HAW" WITH LASERS
"Love and Rocket": WHEN YOU SEE THE ROBOT, DRINK!
"Less than Hero": SOON TO BE A MAJOR RELIGION
"A Taste of Freedom": OR IS IT?
"Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television": CONTROLLING YOU THROUGH A CHIP IN YOUR BUTT SINCE 1999
"Jurassic Bark": NOT AFFILIATED WITH FUTURAMA BRASS KNUCKLE CO.
"Crimes of the Hot": KNOWN TO CAUSE INSANITY IN LABORATORY MICE
"Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles": NOW INTERACTIVE! JOYSTICK CONTROLS FRY'S LEFT EAR
"The Why of Fry": DANCING SPACE POTATOES? YOU BET!
"Where No Fan Has Gone Before": WHERE NO FAN HAS GONE BEFORE
"The Sting": A BY-PRODUCT OF THE TV INDUSTRY
"Bend Her": TOO HOT FOR RADIO
"Obsoletely Fabulous": YOU CAN'T PROVE IT WON'T HAPPEN
"The Farnsworth Parabox": BEATS A HARD KICK IN THE FACE
"Three Hundred Big Boys": VOTED "BEST"
"Spanish Fry": THANKS FOR WATCHING FUTURAMA, SLAVE ARMY!
"The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings": SEE YOU ON SOME OTHER CHANNEL

"Bender's Big Score": IT JUST WON'T STAY DEAD!
"The Beast with a Billion Backs": THE PROUD RESULT OF PRISON LABOR
"Bender's Game": THE FLAMES IN YOUR TVA RE NOT PART OF THE SHOW
"Into the Wild Green Yonder": THE HUMANS SHALL NOT DEFEAT US

"Rebirth": REBIRTH
"In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela": APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE EYES
"Attack of the Killer App": THERE WILL BE A TEST
"Proposition Infinity": Dictated But Not Read
"The Duh-Vinci Code": PUT ON 3-D MONOCLE NOW
"Lethal Inspection": MADE YOU LOOK!
"The Late Philip J. Fry": IF YOU DON'T WATCH IT, SOMEONE ELSE WILL
"That Darn Katz!": (OR SIMILAR PRODUCT)
"A Clockwork Origin": THIS TIME, IT'S PERSONAL
"The Prisoner of Benda": WHAT HAPPENS IN CYGNUS X-1 STAYS IN CYGNUS X-1
"Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences": TWO SCOOPS OF PIXELS IN EVERY SCENE
"The Mutants Are Revolting": 100
"The Futurama Holiday Spectacular": TIME TRAVELERS: ONLY 331 SHOPPING DAYS 'TIL LAST XMAS
"The Silence of the Clamps": NO REFUNDS
"Möbius Dick": FEATURING SPARKY, THE INVISIBLE ELF
"Law and Oracle": FOR THE SOPHISTICATED SHUT-IN
"Benderama": OTHERS ASK, "WHAT IF? "WE ASK, "WHY IF."
"The Tip of the Zoidberg": IT'S TENTACULAR!
"Ghost in the Machines": #1 MOST VIEWED SHOW AMONG VIEWBOTS
"Neutopia": PROVIDES A FULL DAY'S SUPPLY OF VITAMIN F!
"Yo Leela Leela": PENETRATES EVEN THE THICKEST FOIL HAT
"Fry Am the Egg Man": THE ONE BRIGHT SPOT IN YOUR LIFE!
"All the Presidents' Heads": APPLY VIEWING OIL NOW
"Cold Warriors": WE'RE FOLLOWING YOU, BUT NOT ON TWITTER
"Overclockwise": SOON TO BE A HIT TELEVISION SHOW
"Reincarnation": REINCARNATION

"The Bots and the Bees": NOT SURE IF NEW EPISODE OR JUST RERUN OF EPISODE I WATCHED DRUNK
"A Farewell to Arms": Ask your doctor if Futurama is right for you
"Decision 3012": ♻️ Made From 100% Recycled Pixels
"The Thief of Baghead": If this show's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'
"Zapp Dingbat": Cancel OK
"The Butterjunk Effect": Purveyors of Entertainment to Her Majesty the Space Queen
"The Six Million Dollar Mon": This Episode Worth 250 Futurama Points
"Fun on a Bun": 50% More Colors Than Bargain-Brand Cartoons
"Free Will Hunting": WARNING: DO NOT SHOW TO HORSES
"Near-Death Wish": There's No Bismuth Like Show Bismuth
"31st Century Fox": Today's Episode Brought To You By The Letter O
"Viva Mars Vegas": MADE BY HAND (AND TENTACLE)
"Naturama": Tell Your Parents It's Educational
"Forty Percent Leadbelly": Any Resemblance To Actual Future Is Purely Coincidental
"2-D Blacktop": Put On 2-D Glasses Now
"T.: The Terrestrial": One of the 77 Wonders of the Future World
"Fry and Leela's Big Fling": WATCH IT OR DIE TRYING
"The Inhuman Torch": AS SEEN AT THE 1939 WORLD'S FAIR
"Saturday Morning Fun Pit": BROUGHT TO YOU BY Regretto PERMANENT CLOWN MAKEUP
"Calculon 2.0": THE ONLY SHOW BROADCAST AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
"Assie Come Home": FEATURING A NEW INVISIBLE CHARACTER WHO DOESN'T SPEAK
"Leela and the Genestalk": SPOILER ALERT: ROBOTS AND WHATNOT
"Game of Tones": IF UNABLE TO SEE THIS MESSAGE, TURN ON FUTURAMA NOW
"Murder on the Planet Express": #1 Rated Show in Universe 3
"Stench and Stenchibility": Not The Episode With The Dead Dog
"Meanwhile": AVENGE US